You can't help what happens in your life, but you can help whether there's a cup of coffee in your hand when it all goes to pot. (Get it? Pot? Oh someone stop us).
100% cotton t-shirt in a unisex fit.
Size Chart (CM):
Half Chest Body Length (from neck point)
XS 47 67
S 50 69
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 59 76
XXL 62 78